What We Do in the Shadows (2014)

I will say up front that this film is rated R for bloody images and violent content, so viewer discretion is advised. These days, it seems, kids see stuff far more graphic than this, but there are a few scenes that might be questionable.

This is one of my favorite movies. They made a TV series out of it, and I haven’t seen that yet. It’s on my list. The premise to this mockumentary is that a film crew was granted access to interview a group of vampires who share a flat in New Zealand–reality television with the undead. It’s hilarious! They don’t really get along all that well. They have the same mundane problems that college roomies do: there’s always someone who leaves a mess, doesn’t pay rent on time, won’t cooperate with flat rules. Then there are other problems, such as, how do you get dressed for a fancy party when you can’t see your own reflection? And then there’s that annoying gang of werewolves to deal with. (Know how to distract them? Throw a stick!) There’s an ancient vampire named Petyr in the basement who looks pretty corpsey and doesn’t speak. Viago, the most agreeable of the bunch, is in charge of feeding him. It seems Petyr might eat Viago if he’s not careful.

Co-written and co-directed by Jemaine Clement and Taika Waititi, this film is fresh, clever, and thoroughly entertaining. Taika as Viago is the pleaser, the one who wants to keep harmony and maintain a clean, respectable flat. Jemaine as Vladislav, self-described as “dead, but delicious” is charming but his love life is in shambles and he is tormented by “The Beast”–not who you might think. No need to wait until October to see it, though it’s a great way to start the spooky season. Even if you aren’t into vampires, you should expect to sink your teeth into this film.

Rotten Tomatoes gave it a 96/100!

Here is a link to the trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAZEWtyhpes

I GIVE IT FIVE MONKEYS!

Sweet Bean (2015) (Japanese)

The plot :   The manager and cook at a doriyaki shop (doriyaki = two pancakes with a filling between them) seems stuck in a rut, trapped by debt. A kindly old woman shows up with a homemade bean recipe that will surely boost sales. A young student whose closest friend is a canary finds refuge at the shop with the strange woman as a surrogate mother.  The woman will offer them both a new way to look at life. 

This film is like a cherry blossom, small, simple, delicate, gorgeous, uplifting. 

Link to preview on IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4298958/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0 

 

 

Onibaba (1964) Japanese

This artsy, black and white film has a slow build and a straightforward plot. Two peasant women, mother and daughter, are forced to kill samurai returning from war. By selling their belongings, they can purchase grain. They live in a hut in a huge grassy field. The daughter develops a relationship with a man nearby. The jealous mother tries to subvert this relationship by telling the daughter that sex without marriage is sinful and she will go to hell. When the mother kills a peculiar samurai wearing a mask, her karma ripens swiftly.

The lighting in the latter half of the film is extraordinary and the ending is worth the wait.

Director: Kaneto Shindô

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sknsvtX68yw

Spirited Away (2002) Japanese Anime Hayao Miyazaki, Director

Mischief loves this movie.

Arguably the lushest cartoon ever made, this is entertaining for adults and children alike. The story is about a bored ten year old girl who finds a hidden world and has a grand adventure that transforms her– pulling her out of her comfort zone to rescue her parents, a mysterious boy and a lonely misguided shadow.

A wildly imaginative adventure that works on many levels.   

Zen Noir (2004)

“Are you going to eat orange or freak out?” 

I love this movie, but it isn’t for everyone. This is not a movie you watch for plot–the plot is illusive. It got fairly awful reviews, despite winning several indie movie awards. It has jarring music and it seems to be longer than necessary.

The premise: a detective is investigating a death at a temple…but really, it is Everyman investigating the meaning of life. He tries to analyze it but gets confused. Message: left brain vs. right brain, logic vs. instinct… you can’t understand the essence of life by studying it like a math problem. You have to experience it.  I love this movie even though I hate the music. Why? IF you have a basic understanding of Zen Buddhism, this movie is funny and explains the essence of Zen well. 

Actor Kim Chan who plays the wise old monk had me convinced the studio had hired a real monk. He’s hilarious and delightful. This movie is rich and funny, sad, weird and wonderful–about life and death and being in the moment… it is one that I need to watch again every once in a while.

The film is available on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckL4gJi9T1I


Zen Noir gets FIVE MONKEYS from me for its ambitious and daring approach to explaining zen. Is it the best movie I’ve ever seen? No, but it sure lingers and you can’t say, “Oh yeah, it’s like… I don’t think there’s anything quite like it.

Goodbye Dragon Inn (2003)

The man: Do you know this theater is haunted?

[pause]

The man: This theater is haunted.

[pause]

The man: Ghosts.

[walks away]

Japanese tourist: [calling out to departing man] I’m Japanese.

The man: Good bye.

Japanese tourist: Good bye. —quotes from IMDB

I have to mention this movie because it is, hands down, the simplest and yet oddest movie I’ve ever seen. This Taiwanese film is listed as a comedy and a drama. I rented it back when we had movie rental places; I had selected it because it was described as a “valentine for movie lovers”.

It also won a bunch of awards and got a great review in the New Yorker:

https://www.newyorker.com/goings-on-about-town/movies/goodbye-dragon-inn-2

The plot, if you can call it that, is that it is the last night before a Chinese movie theatre closes down. It is showing an old kung fun movie. There are a handful of patrons in the seats. Some may be ghosts.

That’s it!

There is more action on the screen than in the theatre. There are exactly 14 words spoken in the entire film. The biggest action sequence is watching the ticket taker with a bad limp, walk up the stairs to give a sticky bun to the projectionist. It is obvious that she does this with great care and love and significant effort–all lost on the projectionist who barely notices her. She then walks back the way she came.

90 some odd minutes of film, folks, and I’ve just told you all you need to know.

And yet, this movie won awards… so I must not have received the valentine…  For me, this movie is like watching paint dry…and perhaps that is its essence… the final moments of a theatre in its death throws…

If you have time to kill and are curious, this movie is oddly memorable for being so very slow and uneventful… perhaps you’ll love it. If you do get it, and do enjoy it, please let me know why!!

Link to YouTube trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiDI-F0jvAo

What the heck did I just watch?

I really have no idea how to rate this film. I am quite sure that I just don’t get it as others obviously rave about it. Perhaps I’ll watch it again in ten years and see how it goes. I may rave then, too. I’ll give it three for totally bucking the norm, having virtually no dialog or plot, it is all symbolic and whatever you bring to it. I’m going to call this a Buddhist as we are ever present in the moment, with NOWHERE to go, it’s just the experience.

Foreign Films– Asian

My brother Iggy was born in Japan, so I have fond early childhood memories of tiny streets, neighborhood festivals, rice paddies, massive bowls of noodles, and movies.

If you can’t handle subtitles, I get it. If you can, please feel free to browse. Japan, Thailand, India, China and even Bhutan have some terrific films and often fabulous scenery. Quite a few have underlying Buddhist themes going on, too.